George Zimmerman Found Dead After Accidentally Shooting Himself While Loading Gun…


FLORIDA“God freed Boosie and killed Zimmerman. I’d say today was a good day” Says a 911 responder who admits they were in no rush to the scene of Zimmerman’s death.

911 first responders found George Zimmerman’s lifeless body at a Florida gun range after responding to an emergency call that he shot himself while loading his weapon.

“I’m not saying we took our time getting there, but we’ve shown up faster to black neighborhoods” According to a first responder they stopped at every light, didn’t use a siren and drove behind an elderly woman all before finally arriving on the scene. “If he was a rapper he’d be more famous now that he’s dead, but nope! Everybody just glad he dead”

An Orlando sheriff admits he doesn’t plan to fully investigate for foul play as they don’t want to waste tax money on a death that was going to happen one way or another.